卡通鬼再次踏入江湖！

I am sortta in a down mood right now... So, whatever that comes up next is gonna be weird...Be aware, lil kids...

Here I go.

(Note: the "here I go" is split btw green and red because i dont know if writing this give me a red flag of turing insane or just a regular green "creative" essay...) 

Life rock!

it does...

Life rock is when your life is like a piece of rock... It stays in one area and gets kicked around. You probably went through a lot of changes from being broken up so often. You most likely began as a piece of a big meteor, which crash landed on earth...Then you live through millions of years of erosion and breaking apart more by other rocks/events. Sometimes you might be joined up with another "gang" of rocks, who then becomes something in your life as a rock. Often, you fall into the water, and stays in there for such a long time that your life rock shell is smooth and shiny...

Which, by the way, make you seemingly more attractive by others...but really, you're still a piece of life rock.

I mean...

 You might be picked up by a little kid, and she/he might put you along with a bunch of other rocks for display (cuz u look like a "doll"~!). The other rocks become your companions, but when you finally really get to know them, the kid may decide that rocks suck and scatter you again... You're now alone...again. Then, you're going to be bullied by elements on earth, as well as the "giant" beasts and creatures living on it. You are...
Kicked...

Run over...

Stepped on...

Swallowed (eww...) then spit back out...

Eaten and comes out the back end..

Thrown at others...

Drown in water; although you won’t actually drown cuz u get that shell to protect you...

be brought into space by big big roaring things that spews out fire on the back and drives upward into the sky...I think creatures control it and in less than a minute or so you will be floating all over the place, and looking back you see blue and green and swirly whites....

and there are, of course, many other things that threatens to extinguish you... but i want to go on to other things about life rock...

Although you are a rock, you might be attracted to another life rock.

The chances of that is very high when you're floating in the black black sky...Sooner or later you'll come across a rock, and you'd bump onto each other...You might travel on together for a little while, circle round the huge rocks they call "planets", occasionally bumping onto each other, embarrassed, and meet up with other companions who are traveling part way with you.

If timing is right, you two will feel so attracted to each other that you will have...intercourse... thus connected with such force that you become one.

That is the beginning of a new life.

However, most of the times, things don’t work out because:

1.You bump onto each other, got mad at each other, and split apart from the force of the bump....

2.Your partner gets hit by a bigger rock, and gets carried away...

3.Your partner have an affair with someone else...or maybe they got raped by the bigger rock they were hit with...?

4.You yourself goes through reason 2 and 3.

So then, you continue to wander...alone...

If you are still on earth, your joining may still happen...However, I’ve known many friends who's had multiple joining...Thus forming sedimentary rocks... They're always together... It's odd to think that they don’t get mad at each other for joining with so many of them...

Sometimes, you don't get to join with anyone... I heard of places in other planets that rocks don’t join...They do have partners, who literally stays with them for eternity until a giant rock hit them, but they don’t get to join. I think the reason is because there is nothing there that can make them join with anyone... However, they do stay by each other's side and they never get lonely...

Myth say those rocks can crawl...But nah, we rocks dont move by ourselves...I mean...We're just rocks.

So yeah...That's about it for me....

Im a rock...and this is my life.

ALrite people...Im sorry if this really scared ya....Don’t worry, I’m fine. ha-ha<<===Meaning its still a Katherine "Ha-ha"

I am just...I don’t know.

Psyche class have explained a lot, but I dun feel like going into details of Mrs. Bright's lessons (Although they're AWSOME!)

Anyways, i think this lil uh...article explains that even the life of a boring rock can be exciting...Does that look exciting...?

Although it spends it's life unable to move...bored...There's still many things that happens to it through a lifetime.

Being bullied, hate your ex's, divorces, death, losing a job, getting an Fail on your report card, going to jail, having a bad life... sucks

 but Aye, what can be worse than a rock?

*Note from author:

Ok, that rock who is telling the story...I am NOT a rock!

I am a flesh and blood human who has a house and a darn family..

Im the one who bullies this rock and probably collected him too at one point in my life!

SO,,,, I am NOT a damn rock!